Melanie Rose

velaofftherails:

Reblog if this would work on you

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thatdogmagic:

transarsonist:

transarsonist:

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

“the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website”
Excuse, shouldnt have bought the ‘go nuts show nuts whatever’ website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

“we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we’re hosted on”
Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

“we own the site we get to make the rules”
Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

“we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it”
Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

Reblog it. I want this to be on Tumblr radar by end of the week, i want my notes to be useless from the discourse, i want every single person on Tumblr to have seen this post at some point

sing it from the fucking rooftops, this website is fucking garbage and it trying to be Twitter while it whines and cries and has 50,000 meltdowns over seeing a titty should be funnier than it is but given all of the above, it’s mostly just fucking infuriating.

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sl-an:

This was my barbenheimer

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supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

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cplus902:

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you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

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four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

poetavaquero:

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

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patentlyabsurdrpgideas:

cipheramnesia:

sometransgal:

ladymaplecourt:

cipheramnesia:

sometransgal:

sometransgal:

Softly singing “Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes 🎶” as I assemble human body parts for reanimation

I’m actually using the song instructionally and adding body parts as they show up in it.

I’m singing it at the other end of the conveyor belt as I load the body parts onto it.

Final product is a guy with

• 3 heads
• 3 sets of shoulders
• 6 sets of knees
• 6 sets of toes
• 1 pair of eyes
• 1 pair of ears
• 1 mouth
• 1 nose

And none of the other body parts

You may hate it but this is what peak performance looks like

Originally posted by prettynerdieworks

Encounter: Niizan’dtohs, the undead construct detailed above.

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tooies:

this website’s moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants

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snapscube:

snapscube:

everyone’s saying it but yeah the new tumblr desktop layout is complete garbage lmao

yknow what i really can’t fucking stand. how every social media now feels like it’s designed for mobile first but then subsequently there is NO design for desktop and they just kinda slap a mobile interface onto a widescreen canvas and fill it with a solid color. like why is what feels like 60% of my dashboard just negative space on a 16:9 monitor. the entire thing is so fucking claustrophobic and just bunched together. use the space!!!! why are the timeline switcher tabs at the top of the screen getting cut off!!! you could fit all of them!!!

LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

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jewfrogs:

why is “report hate speech” not one of the default options with “report spam” instead of “report sexually explicit material”. i’m not a cop so i don’t care if people post hole & pole but i would love if i didn’t have to explain every time why it’s bad when there are nazis

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